The box art is generic so that frat boys will check it out. You know, the song from the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds album, which was released some 50 years after the game is supposed to take place. A group of singers were crooning a familiar tune, singing an a capella version of God Only Knows. The strangest bit came early, when Booker was first exploring Columbia's streets. He asks who they are but they ignore him, disappearing before he has a chance to demand answers.īut that's not the half of it. The people rowing Booker to the lighthouse talk about him like he's not there, acting as though he's some sort of test subject, and those same two people (who row away once he's dropped up) appear several times to give him items or ask him questions after he is in Columbia. Whereas the original game took its time revealing the strings that were pulling Jack, Infinite shows its hand immediately.

This goes without saying, but there's something amiss in BioShock Infinite, and it's much more than the people in charge of Columbia are crazy.

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